Gepcatfot is a god.
He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful
grasshopper.
Gepcatfot created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Gepcatfot, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Gepcatfot, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Gepcatfot's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.
Gepcatfot's Holy Commandments1. Put Gepcatfot first in all things.
2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.
3. You must never eat bananas.
4. Never hurt dogs.
5. Do not hurt moths.