Gepcatfot is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful grasshopper.

Gepcatfot created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gepcatfot, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Gepcatfot, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gepcatfot's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gepcatfot's Holy Commandments

1. Put Gepcatfot first in all things.

2. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

3. You must never eat bananas.

4. Never hurt dogs.

5. Do not hurt moths.