Rapvenzed Jammitloop is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, omniscient dragonfly.

Rapvenzed Jammitloop created Asia three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapvenzed Jammitloop, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rapvenzed Jammitloop, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rapvenzed Jammitloop's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Rapvenzed Jammitloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.
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