Fidpanhom is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, omniscient unicorn.

Fidpanhom created a quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidpanhom, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fidpanhom, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fidpanhom's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fidpanhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must never eat melons.

4. Put Fidpanhom first in all things.

5. Never eat bark.