Gamtenbestab is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, pitiless horse.

Gamtenbestab created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gamtenbestab, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gamtenbestab, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gamtenbestab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gamtenbestab's Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine silver sculptures of Gamtenbestab on top of important buildings.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help nematodes.

5. Do not drink water in green rooms.