Sinbimgod is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, witless jellyfish.

Sinbimgod created humankind five billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinbimgod, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sinbimgod, he will turn you into a puffin.

Sinbimgod's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Sinbimgod's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine goats approach from the south.

2. Do not speak about grapes.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sinbimgod.