Fatxinhanzod is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, self-assured donkey.

Fatxinhanzod created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Fatxinhanzod, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fatxinhanzod, he will not invite you to parties.

Fatxinhanzod's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Fatxinhanzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fatxinhanzod.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always help foxes in need.
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