Zedcebbit is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, annoying skunk.

Zedcebbit created life four million years ago.

If you believe in Zedcebbit, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zedcebbit, it will turn you into a rock.

Zedcebbit's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Zedcebbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not shave your neck.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never write about asteroids.