Listgutmum is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, narcissistic hare.

Listgutmum created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Listgutmum, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Listgutmum, he will boil you in a big pot.

Listgutmum's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Listgutmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves in need.

2. Always help sick pigs.

3. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.