Hunlammum is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, blissful faun.

Hunlammum created a quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunlammum, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hunlammum, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Hunlammum's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Hunlammum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Erect five copper sculptures of Hunlammum on top of important buildings.

3. Never write about nebulae.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.