Vedbemtim is a god.

It takes the form of a small, smart bat.

Vedbemtim created the Small Magellanic Cloud seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vedbemtim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vedbemtim, it will be very sad.

Vedbemtim's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Vedbemtim's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Worship no other gods but Vedbemtim.

4. Do not wear lead on your body.

5. Do not chop down trees.