Ragtomdamyar is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, capable armadillo.

Ragtomdamyar created the world three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragtomdamyar, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ragtomdamyar, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Ragtomdamyar's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Ragtomdamyar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not wear copper on your body.

5. Do not laugh in public.