Cubyatrull is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, merciless alligator.

Cubyatrull created an electron two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cubyatrull, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Cubyatrull, it will think nothing of it.

Cubyatrull's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Cubyatrull's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cubyatrull.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Cubyatrull on top of all buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.