Fitlabhugbod is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless hedgehog.

Fitlabhugbod created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitlabhugbod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fitlabhugbod, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Fitlabhugbod's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Fitlabhugbod's Holy Commandments

1. Always help mice in need.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Always help sick monkeys.

5. Do not wear yellow clothing.