Kembop is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, strong goblin.

Kembop created the Black Eye Galaxy seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kembop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kembop, she will destroy your favourite star.

Kembop's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Kembop's Holy Commandments

1. Put Kembop first in all things.

2. Do not hurt capybaras.

3. Never eat spinach.

4. Hide from violet dolphins for they are unholy.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.