Rensaflab is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, ruthless ferret.

Rensaflab created gold four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rensaflab, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rensaflab, she will turn you into a sheep.

Rensaflab's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Rensaflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat parsnips.

2. Feed all hungry sharks.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Always treat squirrels with great respect.

5. Do not eat carrots.