Cipbiggod is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ill-tempered chicken.

Cipbiggod created the planet Venus four years ago.

If you believe in Cipbiggod, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Cipbiggod, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Cipbiggod's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Cipbiggod's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat sharks with great respect.

2. Never run in the presence of doves.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never wear green shorts.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.