Vinvannill is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, generous troll.

Vinvannill created everything that exists seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vinvannill, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Vinvannill, it will turn you into a hamster.

Vinvannill's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Vinvannill's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands mauve.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

3. Always help rats in need.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not laugh in public.