Tikpakquatfut is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, unfair hare.

Tikpakquatfut created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikpakquatfut, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tikpakquatfut, it will not care at all.

Tikpakquatfut's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tikpakquatfut's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange corsets.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never jump in the presence of shrews.