Tamgarcim is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, unselfish dog.

Tamgarcim created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Tamgarcim, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tamgarcim, he will turn you into a rat.

Tamgarcim's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Tamgarcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tamgarcim.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tamgarcim.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.