Vegdabxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, all-powerful yak.

Vegdabxuck created the Sun two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vegdabxuck, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vegdabxuck, it will not invite you to parties.

Vegdabxuck's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Vegdabxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Always help grasshopers in need.

2. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Vegdabxuck on top of all buildings.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Goats are not to be trusted.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vegdabxuck.