Febtomyat is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, staggering zebra.

Febtomyat created the Sombrero Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Febtomyat, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Febtomyat, he will destroy your home solar system.

Febtomyat's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Febtomyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Never bounce near otters.

3. Feed all hungry birds.

4. Always obey Febtomyat's priests.

5. Febtomyat loves tortoises, so they must be honoured.