Bignegvedfoss is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless mongoose.

Bignegvedfoss created gold six million years ago.

If you believe in Bignegvedfoss, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bignegvedfoss, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bignegvedfoss' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Bignegvedfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never paint your arms green.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never think ill of sick dogs.

5. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.