Stigvenjop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, vain meerkat.

Stigvenjop created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Stigvenjop, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Stigvenjop, he will send minions to preach to you.

Stigvenjop's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Stigvenjop's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Stigvenjop loves mice, so they must be honoured.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Stigvenjop on top of all buildings.