Lungetominfed Pomtikmutbellyarpzagrap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, uncaring warg.

Lungetominfed Pomtikmutbellyarpzagrap created life seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lungetominfed Pomtikmutbellyarpzagrap, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Lungetominfed Pomtikmutbellyarpzagrap, it will have a low opinion of you.

Lungetominfed Pomtikmutbellyarpzagrap's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Lungetominfed Pomtikmutbellyarpzagrap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. You must never eat cherries.

4. Lungetominfed Pomtikmutbellyarpzagrap loves voles, so they must be honoured.

5. Never look at galaxies.