Pophamtar Taftimkon is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, dishonourable dove.

Pophamtar Taftimkon created the Sombrero Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pophamtar Taftimkon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Pophamtar Taftimkon, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Pophamtar Taftimkon's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Pophamtar Taftimkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shorts.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Retreat if five foxes approach from the north.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Do not speak about bananas.