Gephugsig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, temperamental wolf.

Gephugsig created a bottom quark seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gephugsig, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gephugsig, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Gephugsig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Gephugsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill nematodes.

2. Never paint your chest fawn.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.