Wikbedget is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, benevolent faun.

Wikbedget created the universe four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wikbedget, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wikbedget, she will laugh at you.

Wikbedget's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Wikbedget's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of cats.

2. Hide if nine voles approach from the west.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never mention eagles.