Zanrullhan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, slow weasel.

Zanrullhan created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zanrullhan, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Zanrullhan, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Zanrullhan's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Zanrullhan's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a building before entering it.

2. Never go into magenta rooms.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look after injured bats.

5. Do not take Zanrullhan's name in vain.