Somcamabrutt is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain penguin.

Somcamabrutt created carbon three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Somcamabrutt, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Somcamabrutt, it will turn you into a sheep.

Somcamabrutt's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Somcamabrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate grasshopers.

3. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Always look after injured moths.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.