Kopmansand is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, boastful mouse.

Kopmansand created energy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kopmansand, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Kopmansand, it will turn you into a hamster.

Kopmansand's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Kopmansand's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat grapes.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Worship no other gods but Kopmansand.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.