Lipjappit is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic crane.

Lipjappit created the planet Venus six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lipjappit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lipjappit, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Lipjappit's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Lipjappit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never paint your face white.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never write about nebulae.