Narartten is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, thoughtless turtle.

Narartten created everything that exists seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Narartten, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Narartten, he will turn you into a tree.

Narartten's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Narartten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Narartten's name in vain.

2. Do not speak about aubergines.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not shave your arms.