Dimbudab is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, weak finch.

Dimbudab created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dimbudab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dimbudab, he will throw large rocks at you.

Dimbudab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dimbudab's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away from violet tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Never hurt swans.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.

5. Dimbudab must be the most important thing in your life.