Fomvaglik is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, almighty butterfly.

Fomvaglik created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomvaglik, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fomvaglik, he will destroy your home planet.

Fomvaglik's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Fomvaglik's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Always treat gulls with great respect.

3. Worship no other gods but Fomvaglik.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always take life seriously.