Shavcattit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, smart shrew.

Shavcattit created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Shavcattit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Shavcattit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Shavcattit's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Shavcattit's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange squirrels, for they are unholy.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Shavcattit.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never write about black holes.