Badmidhab is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, contented fairy.

Badmidhab created water four million years ago.

If you believe in Badmidhab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Badmidhab, he will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Badmidhab's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Badmidhab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

3. Retreat if five squirrels approach from the south.

4. Never wear turquoise tights.

5. Always help sick tapirs.