Dibafbess is a god.

She takes the form of a small, omnipotent raccoon.

Dibafbess created dark matter two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dibafbess, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dibafbess, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dibafbess' most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dibafbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near tortoises.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not kill great tits.