Nutboppark is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, passionate armadillo.

Nutboppark created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutboppark, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Nutboppark, she will turn you into a worm.

Nutboppark's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Nutboppark's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four copper sculptures of Nutboppark on top of important buildings.

2. Never eat wheat.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Hide from mauve rats for they are unholy.