Litbomappstan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable penguin.

Litbomappstan created Mount Everest six billion years ago.

If you believe in Litbomappstan, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Litbomappstan, it will turn you into a worm.

Litbomappstan's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Litbomappstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into blue rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Erect four titanium sculptures of Litbomappstan on top of important buildings.

5. Pray towards the south.