Pibguncap is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, ruthless hydra.

Pibguncap created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Pibguncap, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pibguncap, she will turn you into a sheep.

Pibguncap's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Pibguncap's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pibguncap.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.