Danquillbog is a god.

He takes the form of a large, sage guinea pig.

Danquillbog created the Sunflower Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Danquillbog, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Danquillbog, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Danquillbog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Danquillbog's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Danquillbog.

2. Always treat snails with great respect.

3. Danquillbog must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat bread.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.