Dossbestquim is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable elephant.

Dossbestquim created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dossbestquim, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dossbestquim, it will destroy your favourite star.

Dossbestquim's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Dossbestquim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dossbestquim on top of all buildings.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.