Nighudbag is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, selfish penguin.

Nighudbag created light six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nighudbag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Nighudbag, it will turn you into a puffin.

Nighudbag's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Nighudbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick shrews.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never wear shirts.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.