Ratyatkim is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, contented faun.

Ratyatkim created the planet Venus seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ratyatkim, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ratyatkim, it will turn you into a plant.

Ratyatkim's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Ratyatkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never run in the presence of tapirs.

3. Never think ill of sick moths.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Never look at galaxies.