Gambum is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, passionate manatee.

Gambum created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gambum, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Gambum, he will come to you in dreams.

Gambum's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Gambum's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never hurt grasshopers.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.