Fob is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, quiet yak.

Fob created the Small Magellanic Cloud six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fob, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fob, she will not care.

Fob's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help cats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Moths are not to be trusted.