Tonkfotsis is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciless dove.

Tonkfotsis created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonkfotsis, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Tonkfotsis, it will turn you into a duck.

Tonkfotsis' most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Tonkfotsis' Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tonkfotsis.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

4. Never talk about mites.

5. Never eat bark.