Dunpignul is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, proud beaver.

Dunpignul created the planet Mars six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunpignul, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Dunpignul, he will ignore you.

Dunpignul's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Dunpignul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Do not wear zinc on your body.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never look at asteroids.