Ripyaklegligman Misruttran Davcanmum is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, confident dragon.

Ripyaklegligman Misruttran Davcanmum created dark matter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripyaklegligman Misruttran Davcanmum, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Ripyaklegligman Misruttran Davcanmum, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Ripyaklegligman Misruttran Davcanmum's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Ripyaklegligman Misruttran Davcanmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat beans.

2. Never hurt grasshopers.

3. Never wear jumpers.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.