Nuttmeg is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, sapient yak.

Nuttmeg created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttmeg, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nuttmeg, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Nuttmeg's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Nuttmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always help sick whales.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.